Clegg


Found this amusing ditty in the comment section of an Andrew Rawnsley (of “end of the party” fame) opinion piece in the Guardian. It contains a level of profanity I wouldn’t usually endorse, but it quite jolly nevertheless.

Presumably to be sung to the tune of “My old man’s a Dustman”:

Nick Clegg is a wanker

He wears a wanker’s hat

And noone really likes him

‘Cos he’s a massive twat

He’s hated by the left wing

He’s hated by the right

He’ll never be the P.M.

‘Cos he’s a fucking shite

 

Credit to CIF user VoxAC30

An institution


A belately expression of good wishes to Will Wales and his partner Kate on their engagement and upcoming wedding. One hopes that by the time father Charles passes away, this country is a republic and that both of them may live relatively normal lifes within a normal marriage.

thoughts on HE funding


There are no new facts or opinions in this post. Sorry. It’s just that in light of recent developments and upcoming disasters in the world of higher education funding, I fancied going on the record (of sorts) with my position on the whole debate. Why? well, for anyone reading it might add some context to my other ramblings on student issues, plus a coherant and well put argument for my favoured policies never hurts.

The basic split in the HE funding debate is between student/graduate contribution (through fees, loans, or a graduate tax), or no student/graduate contribution (i.e. “free” education). The first recognises that the individual is a major financial beneficiary of university education, and that it is only “fair” that they pay a certain amount of the cost (upfront or offset by loans). The “free” education camp instead argues that society as a whole benefits from an educated population and workforce, and that higher education should be entirely funded by the state. Both ideas are essentially correct and, to a degree coexistant.

Over the years I’ve wavered – in the later years of the Labour government I bought into the fees model, at around £3000 a year. As the first in my family to go, it didn’t put me off University. The wonderful initiative that is the Educational Maintenance Allowance (EMA) meant I had something in the way of savings, and the expansion of University places probably helped, as did the improvements in schools from ’97 which enabled me to get the A-Level results I did. I know I sound like a partisan hack here, but the last Labour government did more to help get me into University than they ever did to put me off. Bringing in the fees as a way to offset increased participation seemed justified, and I believe that the proponants who argue thus are sincere. The downside is that in recent years, the “graduate premium” – that is the increased income which a University graduate can expect to earn over the course of their working life as opposed to a non-graduate – has been greatly diminished. Graduate unemployment rises year-on-year, as does the number of graduates still without work 6 months after graduation. A massive personal investment in education seemed wise when the end result was a sure thing, but now not so much. Furthermore, as the percentage of the population aged 18 to 21 in higher education increases, consequently the number of graduates in the workforce increases and the market value of a degree is reduced. The graduate premium evaporates when there aren’t enough jobs to go around.

I believe now that all education should be free at the point of use for all UK students. That means paid for through general taxation. Not just a graduate tax, but a real progressive income tax, whereby high earners (whether graduates or not) give back something to the system the helped them get where they are. As for the argument about working class people subsidising the University experience of little Tarquinn and Joanna – everybody needs doctors, nurses, teachers, administrators, engineers and scientists. Some degrees may benefit the student more than the state, but they’ll also benefit the whole UK through skilled jobs, attracting and building world-class companies. And while we can easily sneer at Arts students, I very much doubt society would be a better place without writers, philosophers, linguists and historians. Arguably we may even need lawyers.  We wouldn’t begrudge a man an elective operation, say to relieve back pain, funded by the taxpayer through the NHS – even though that man would be the primary beneficiary, and even though it might enable him to resume work and thus boost his income – so why should we all be so selfish about education?

A better education population benefits everyone, no matter what the cynics and phillistines say or rant about in their tedious tabloids. The only people who lose out from this “free” education are lying politicians who depend on a credulous electorate, the media barons who serve their poisonous drivel to the ill-informed, and the free-marketteers who want to turn out institutions of enlightened learning into just another business for profit. If Finland can manage 80% participation in higher education with zero fees, we should be able to. Education that is free at point of use is the best possible investment in young people, and in the future of this country.

Left cold


Our boiler is on the blink. No hot water, for several days now. Naturally I’m staging an “Occupation” in protest. In this case the “occupation” is of our front room. By shear coincidence, the front room is also where the (unaffected) gas fireplace is. I’m not leaving until the problem is fixed, or until I have to go outside, or I fancy something to eat.

But there was another equally world-changing “occupation” earlier this week – that of the University of Birmingham’s gorgeous Aston Webb building. Joseph Chamberlain’s Edwardian dream realised in stunning redbrick (and due for completion in 2011). The background will probably be obvious to most folk – fees, cuts, etc. Anyone with sensible anti-fees or anti-cuts policies would be sympathetic to a protest on these grounds. So what happened this Wednesday? Well let me, as a (mostly) impartial part-time observer and subsequent researcher, talk you through it.

It all started very early on the 24th of November. A University Staff union had a peaceful protest planned for that day, and the University were expecting trouble. As a student whose department and office is within the Aston Webb, I had been notified a few days earlier that access might be restricted. There have already been incidents this term of students trespassing into private areas of the Universities administrative buildings. As the main front doors of the Aston Webb were opened first thing in the morning, a large group of student protestors effectively surged and forced their way into the building. And there they stayed. For the whole day.

They set themselves up on the first floor, where the rotunda above the main reception is. There’s a lovely, if underused, interior there. From here they had access to a small outside ledge over the main doors. Not quite “up on the roof” as some of them had hoped, but a realistic alternative. When the local news cameras were rolling they’d stand up on this ledge in a line and shout slogans, neither catchy near clear from more than 50 m away. It is a narrow ledge, which did make one rather concerned for safety given the risk of slipping or falling.

But who is this “they”? Well, as far as I can make out they are a rather disparate grouping of “leftist” groups, agitators, and rent-a-mob types. A student politics insider might be tempted to say “the usual suspects”. Amongst various free education chants, later in the afternoon (around 5pm) shouts of “free Palestine!” were heard, which suggests a somewhat mixed message. There were some rather fetching socialist flags on display, with a very 1920′s look to them; these I found quite fetching. The protest, such that it was, didn’t feel mainstream. No doubt there were some very well-meaning individuals there, some good sorts, among those with less pure intentions. However, too many normal students were simply walking by; a mixture of bemused, irritated, and condescending.

For while the protest may have had some fair points, its execution was such that it likely alienated more people than it won over; it was preaching to the choir whilst slapping some of the wavering choirboys (a popular past-time in some circles). The demands of the occupation were not in themselves unjustified, but they were hopelessly optimistic and naiive. The University is not going to undertake an abrupt u-turn on several aspects of policy, whilst sacking its Vice-Chancellor, in a 12-hour period at the behest of 30 trespassing squatters. Occupations in themselves are a deeply polarising campaign strategy – great for the radicals and the hard core, but scarcely something that is inclusive to all students. As one very ‘Rah’ passing student put it; “Don’t they see the irony of shouting about ‘access’ [to higher education] whilst keeping us out of our lecture rooms?”. The method puts off more than the message persuades – in fact, the occupation becomes the message.

Let us consider the results of the occupation. In the first instance there was the entrance and establishment of the 12-hour squatter camp. Several reports have reached me of injury to university security forces – decent people doing their job. Staff were outnumbered, pushed aside, and in one instance a member of the security forces received a boot to the head. The protestors own video footage shows aggressive confrontations with security. The severity of injuries varies in reports, and we’ll probably never hear the full story. Secondly consider that the entire building was locked to students for the whole day as a consequence. That meant delayed work, no access to offices, and cancelled lectures and lab sessions for students whose departments are in the Aston Webb building. A lost day for many many students and staff, none of whom are to blame for current circumstances, all to satisfy the smug egos of a minority. “Selfish bastards” one disgruntled student was heard to exclaim. What’s more, several officers from West Midlands police (also facing cuts) had been called in by mid-afternoon – a complete waste of their time. One hopes that no horrific but preventable crimes were committed elsewhere in the city that day.

The whole charade dragged on through the day until late in the evening when the occupiers left “under duress” (in their own words). My guess is simply that the University was happy to let them stay, on condition that they a locked in, with both the electricity and the heating turned off. Staff go home, and the building doesn’t operate through the night on any other occasion. What was achieved then? Presumably at least one of the occupiers demands – that none of them face any consequences for their actions – was met. There were many other demands of course, that I have alluded to, among them a cut in the VC’s salary, no staff cuts, no preventable cuts, and a rethink of fees. All of them I agree with, and are totally justified. A more mature and responsible campaign might succeed with a similar message.

Perhaps the University should seek to prosecute some of those involved – for assault, trespass, criminal damage as appropriate.  They tarnish the reputation of all students and by association they damage their professed cause. Regrettably, student politics as a whole might be healthier and more productive if certain extremists were no longer students.

Tories to bring back slavery


Sounds like an old parody of extreme-left hysteria doesn’t it? Think again.

IDS’s latest attempt to pander to the lowest common denominator of the tabloid readership involves those out of work being forced to do four weeks “voluntary” work  or to face having their job seekers allowance payments stopped. Consider the inequity of this – through no fault of your own you find yourself out of work, the simple arithmetic of their being more unemployed people than there are job vacancies (let alone suitable vacancies) condemns you to several months of fruitless and futile job seeking. At best one would use this time to boost ones skill sets – I’d learn a language, or if the economics weren’t totally unfavourable I’d learn to drive – hopefully making one more employable. Note that as it currently stands Job Centres frown upon actual volunteer work or unpaid work experience, so there’s no boosting the CV that way. Eventually, you’d hope the economy improves, unemployment falls, and you strike lucky with a fickle employer and get a flimsy grasp on the bottom rung of corporate exploitation. It’s scarcely “the dream”, but you make the best of it.

Well, not so fast! IDS now wants you to work for what is effectively below minimum wage. Exactly for whom is as yet in the shadows, but I can see unscrupulous private firms queuing up to tap this near-slave labour force (and correspondingly sacking those they previously employed at £5.80 an hour for drudgery). I’m sure it’ll work wonders for boardroom profits.

Meet your new plantation overlords!

This is more or less a form of community service, to all intents and purposes. Effectively the unemployed are to be punished for unemployment, which doesn’t sound all that progressive to me. Patronising sure, humiliating most definitely, nasty – very. It didn’t take very long for the mask of  “compassionate conservatism” to slip did it Iain?

Multimillionaire tax evaders, offshore trust funds, and shady corporate accounting cost our country far more than council estate-dwelling ”benefit cheats”. A witch-hunt against the weakest in society, those with the lowest socio-economic power, is utterly cruel. It might have the most marginal justification if our economy had full employment, a labour shortage, and large numbers were actively turning down lucrative jobs in exchange for idleness, but this hasn’t been the case for over 40 years. Unemployment has been a deliberate policy instrument of successive governments to keep wages low, suppress workers’ rights, and to protect the wealth of the elite. It is disgusting for a government, any government, that creates or maintains unemployment to turn around and victimise the unemployed.

Shame on you IDS, and shame on the “progressive” coalition.

If it quacks, its a duck. If it lies, its a Lib Dem.


I do so loathe the use of block capitals in online commentary, but nevertheless “LYING BASTARDS” fairly effectively sums up my response to this sickening piece of doublethink by Liberal Democrat John Hemming, MP for Birmingham Yardley. The basic gist of it, once one wades through all the spin and written bullshit, is that; (a) the increase in tuition fees is actually a graduate tax and isn’t debt at all, and (b) being in a coalition is an excuse to turn 180 degrees on a manifesto pledge.

Lies lies lies.

At least when Blair is alleged to have told his famous Iraq WMD porkers, one could at least give him the benefit of the doubt – maybe he did truly believe, based on the evidence then available, that there were WMDs. John Hemming and his party get no such excuse.

First off, fees are fees and debt is debt. If this really is just a tax, why not cut out the middle man of bureaucracy and simply increase income tax to cover the national investment that is higher education? Perhaps because that would leave Hemming (a millionaire graduate, whose own university education was paid for by the state) having to pick up some of the bill too, along with the rest of the coalition leadership. Regardless of the exact terms of repayment, £9000 a year is still debt, it is still more debt than ever before, it still has to be paid back. Perhaps it is difficult for a party (or parties, though the distinction is shrinking) of privileged millionaires to appreciate quite what a disincentive nine grand a year is. Under their plans, I’d certainly think twice, but then I’d be stuck in an aspiration trap for life. Osbourne wastes no time in saying how bad debt is for a country, why is it then acceptable to condemn young people to a lifetime of debt?

"War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Debt isn't Debt."

And secondly, the coalition excuse. We’re not buying it. Keep repeating the lie but it will never become fact. Every week Cameron repeats his tired rubbish about “inheriting Labour’s mess”, like a patronising broken record. This coalition excuse is almost as bad. It runs along the lines of; the Liberal Democrats didn’t win the election, there isn’t a Liberal Democrat government, therefore don’t expect the Liberal Democrat manifesto to be implemented.

We don’t.

But what we do expect is that when an individual Lib Dem candidate campaigns specifically on a pledge, makes a manifesto promise, and is elected on that promise, he or she should bloody well stick to it. Every one of the current Lib Dem MPs signed the NUS’s pledge to oppose fees. For years their party has campaigned in opposition to fees and favouring free education. Each and every Lib Dem MP has a mandate to oppose the rise – they do not have a mandate to vote for it. We don’t expect a full implementation of their manifesto, but neither do we expect them to vote against their own manifesto.

John Hemming won his Birmingham Yardley seat in 2005 with a majority of 2672, from the sitting Labour MP. He increased this majority to 3002 this year. How many of those voters is he about cheat on? Based on recent polling data, electoral calculus has the seat projected as a Labour gain next time around. It won’t be the only one.

These two-faced liars are beneath contempt.

Birds


It’s been nippier than a plane full of japs out lately, consequently I’ve come down with a frightful head-cold and quarantined myself indoors. Hence the upswing in blog activity, a general feeling of “bleargh-ness”, and a crash in productivity levels. Fingers crossed the lurgy mist clears before next week, but in the mean time I’ve been indulging in some illness-justified procrastination.

Browsing through Pink News, I note that under their “world news” category, “New Zealand” is afforded a subcategory all of its own putting it on par with whole continents in terms of directory importance. I’m sure they’re flattered. Anyway, I had a browse, what with having some residual fondness for my one-time lovely host nation. I clocked this sweet story about a pair of lesbian albatrosses, one that had extra personal interest given that it dated from the same month in which I visited the breeding colony in question. Royal Albatross Colony is a bloody fine establishment, and I thoroughly recommend it for a visit if you’re ever in the Dunedin/Otago area.

"Does it come with a wafer?"

Unfortunately there was no follow-up press release to announce what the chick of this same-sex pairing was named, neither on Pink News, nor on the Colony’s own site. The suggestion of “Lady Gagabratross” I found marginally amusing.

And while we’re on the subject of lesbian birds, a country and western song which is rather catchy and which I’ve been quite unable to get out of my head of late. From the BBC Three series Mongrels:

Red Ed


I believe I drew this a day or two after our new Dear Leader was elected. Quite why I’ve delayed so long in sharing it with the world I’m not certain. Say what you like about Milliband, E. but he’s delightfully easy to draw.

Search Terms


Out of little more than sheer curiousity I decided to check this blogs most common search terms of all time. They are as follows:

  1. comrade nash 65
  2.  norman lamont 27
  3. galactic alliance 22
  4. cameron lamont 13
  5. norman lamont black wednesday 11
  6. david cameron norman lamont 11

The former Chancellor of the Exchequer (and his one-time special advisor) seem to be doing rather well. Taken as one with other sporadic references further down the rankings they outnumber the #1 term At least those who search “comrade nash” can be assumed to be unambigously looking for me.

There were also some rather woeful variations in the spelling of “comrade” lower down the list. Please. I have standards.

Also #3 crops up often, thanks to UKIP boy’s guest post which does rather well for the number of casual web browsers it pulls in. Evidently more guest posts are called for. Submissions to comradechrisnash@gmail.com. I’ll publish most things.

Work? What work?


IDS seems to be making a transition from quiet man to Tebbit-lite hard man. Telling the unemployed to get on the bus and look for work is all very good from a rhetoric point of view. It’ll likely appease the Daily Mail readers and other brainless Tories who see poverty and umemployment as mere luxurious lifestyle choices. Sadly the numbers don’t add up.  Those currently claiming Job Seekers Allowance is around 1.47 million, and is likely to rise. The total number of advertised job vacancies in the UK is less than 460,000 and falling. Furthermore there is no guarantee that these vacancies are equitably distributed with respect to need. This is not to say that unemployment is inevitable for everyone on JSA, but that it is plain dishonest for a government minister to pass all the responsibility for unemployment onto those unfortunate enough to be out of work.

The first economic priority of any government should always be full employment. If this comes at the cost of a few 0.1% points of productivity or growth then so be it. To consign whole communities to a generation of unemployment, low prospects, and low aspiration is a far worse crime in my opinion, than a state-subsidised industry, no matter what neo-liberal dogma may say. I have doubts that Chancellor Osbourne’s magic private investment money tree will materialise, and increased private sector profits often mean increased bonuses, not increased employment. In the boom years of the last decade, GDP soared but median income levels stagnated while prices crept upwards.

I read in a handbook to graduate job application that up to 70% of graduate jobs go unadvertised. Surely this is scandelous? Its bad enough that unpaid internships and placements are seen as legitmate and necessary first steps on a career ladder – effectively pricing out anyone who cannot pay themselves through them – but having job vacancies that only the well connected would be aware of? To achieve a true meritocracy we need to ensure that ALL jobs are advertised and accessible to all who are capable of doing them. All jobs, interships, placements, etc, should be paid at least a living wage, higher than the current minimum wage. The neo-liberal arguments in opposition to the minimum wage simply don’t add up, but for too long mass unemployment has been used as a deliberate instrument of policy to depress wages. This may have boosted profits and bonuses for the financial elite, but it has lowered living standards in real terms for everyone else.

Achieve full and fair employment first, growth will follow second.

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